I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
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She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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