Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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