john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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