So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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