Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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