I bet he comes in French.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
this just has baby written all over it
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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