Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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