i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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