She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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