Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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