One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i out mim tonsoeep
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