I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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