the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
