yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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