i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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