hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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