I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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