I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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