i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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