I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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