he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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