She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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