Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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