She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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