You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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