i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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