when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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