what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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