careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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