after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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