OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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