whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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