the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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