Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't turn off my feet"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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