he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You dont lie about slip and slides
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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