That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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