She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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