Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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