My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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