I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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