fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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