i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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