I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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