May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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