I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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