How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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