"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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