The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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