ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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