it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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