It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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