Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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