Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize