And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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