So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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