apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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